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This one cannot fail
It will bring a smile
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Certified and obsolete

You're a sitting duck
You're the perfect target
You got your heart right on your sleeve
But don't you want it now
You just have to have it
It's the only thing you need
It's the only thing you need

The paper is bleeding
The words are fading out
Are you believing
In the face of your growing doubt
And the radio is static
A faint signal in the noise
The breakdown is automatic
'Cause you can't get enough of that poison

The signal is the gun
Your impulse it's ammunition
And it's pointed right at your spine
But now we're having fun
It's just like the television
You can have it anytime
You can have it any time

The paper is bleeding
The words are fading out
Are you believing
In the face of your growing doubt
And the radio is static
A faint signal in the noise
The breakdown is automatic
'Cause you can't get enough of that poison

This one cannot fail
It will bring a smile
Certified and obsolete
Certified and obsolete
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